
Skincare That Doesn’t BS Your Body

Natural Deodorant

Rebel Tees for Everyday Mischief
These aren’t just T-shirts—they’re walking declarations of freedom, wit, and a little...
No toxins. No trends. No BS. Just purposeful skincare you can trust.
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Natural Deodorant
14 reviewsRegular price $12.00 USDRegular price -
Udder Bliss Whipped Tallow Cream — 4 oz
Regular price $22.00 USDRegular price -
Don't Tone Me Down- Facial Toner
No reviewsRegular price $18.00 USDRegular price -
Natural Magnesium Spray
Regular price $14.00 USDRegular price -
Natural Face Serum
4 reviewsRegular price $35.00 USDRegular price -
Natural Dry Shampoo
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Natural Chapstick
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Natural Beard Oil
Regular price $9.00 USDRegular price

Real People, Real Mission
We’re a husband-and-wife team from Jonesborough, TN, on a mission to cut the BS out of skincare. After learning our favorite "natural" brand sold out to a chemical giant, we started crafting our own.
Every product is mindfully made in small batches using ingredients your body can actually recognize and use—no toxins, no fluff, no trends.
Just real skincare you can trust, from people who actually give a damn.
We Stand Firm By Our Products
We’re here to slap the BS out of skincare. Our products are rooted in real plants, mindfully sourced, and metabolically aligned with your body’s natural rhythms. Small-batch made for those who want to trust what they put on their skin—and feel good doing it.

Ingredients You'll Never Find In Our Products
Parabens (Methylparaben, Propylparaben, Butylparaben, etc.)
Phthalates (Often hidden under “fragrance” or “parfum”)
Synthetic Fragrance / Parfum (a loophole for 3,000+ undisclosed chemicals)
BHT / BHA (Butylated hydroxytoluene / hydroxyanisole)
Triclosan (used in antibacterial soaps and some deodorants)
Oxybenzone & Octinoxate (common in chemical sunscreens)
PEGs (Polyethylene glycols — often contaminated with ethylene oxide)

Ingredients Your Body Loves
Cold-pressed plant oils
Therapeutic-grade essential oils
Herbal extracts & infusions
Non-toxic clays & minerals
Natural preservatives (like rosemary extract, vitamin E, and radish root ferment)
Ingredients your body can actually metabolize
Rebel Tees for Everyday Mischief
These aren’t just T-shirts—they’re walking declarations of freedom, wit, and a little bit of trouble. Soft enough for farm chores, bold enough to turn heads at the farmer’s market, each shirt lets the world know you’re not here to blend in… you’re here to stir things up in style.
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Garden Herb T-shirt | Gardening Shirt | Homesteading Shirt
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Don't Panic It's Organic | Funny Gardening Shirt | Homesteading Shirt | Funny Healthy Shirt | Funny Farming Shirt
Regular price $22.00 USDRegular price -
Live Courageously T-Shirt | Homesteading T-shirt
Regular price $22.00 USDRegular price -
Sunflower Shirt | Nature Lover Shirt | Flower Shirt | Floral Tee | Women's Shirt | Garden Shirt | Sunflower Tee
Regular price $22.00 USDRegular price -
Funny Beet Shirt | Funny Gardening Shirt | Gardening Life | Funny Vegetable Shirt | Farm Life | Farmer Life | Garden Life | Homesteading
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Homestead Shirt
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Go Sage Yourself T-Shirt | Funny Plant Shirt
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Permaculture Preparedness Shirt | Farming Shirt | Permaculture Shirt | Plant Lover T-shirt | Horticulture Shirt | Homesteading Shirt
Regular price $22.00 USDRegular price

Because we don’t just say clean—we live it. Every product is small-batch, toxin-free, and made to work with your body, not against it.
Let customers speak for us
from 20 reviewsThis is my favorite natural deodorant and I’ve tried many. Both Slap a Hippie Balance and Zen essential oil combinations smell great and work well. I’ve bought from this seller multiple times. Highly recommend!

Krystal always provides great customer service. The deodorants arrived on schedule & always packaged nicely.

I've tried other kefir grains for several years, but this is the best tasting and didn't hurt my stomach. Finally!
I bought this deodorant for my husband and he absolutely loves it!

I will literally never use another deodorant again! I’ve tried all the “natural” deodorants including Lume and this product puts everything else in the trash. I also have the face serum, and Im in love with it as well! I can feel the quality and care you put into your products. Thank you for all you do!

High quality for sure, I know natural deodorants can scare people, but this stuff is divine. From the smell to the texture to the application, all amazing. I appreciate the love and craft that went into these products! Thank you!!! 💜🫶🏻

Delivered sooner than expected! This is my second purchase and the first lasted me a year! I've never had a deodorant work this well, this deodorant is amazing! The smell of Balance is a bit more potent than my last purchase, but it's not overpowering. I'm not sure if this is a different scent. I'd like to try Zen next time to compare. Love the natural packaging (pine needles, etc.)

Love the face Serum! I buy it all the time! Feels great on my skin!

I absolutely love the products! My favorite is the face serum! Always makes my skin feel young and healthy!

My sons, (teenage boys) all use Slap a Hippie, they all prefer a different scent and we really like the clean ingredients and it smells wonderful. It even gets them through wrestling practice and they sweat buckets during that!

I absolutely love the products!! I have bought multiple ones! My absolute favorite is the face serum! It gives me a natural dewy look and everyone compliments my skin!
